Friday, January 12, 2007

My Fine is: $500

Stole this from Motherhood is Hell. Do it if you want to, its just a bit of fun.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."

7 Comments:

Blogger mist1 said...

Why do I have to pay for using my toy? It seems like I already paid for them. That's double dipping...ewww, nevermind.

1:32 AM  
Blogger Chicky Pea said...

$305.

3:01 AM  
Blogger cherylann said...

$605.10
why do we pay $80 for anal, but only $20 for having sex with someone of the same sex? sounds like a rip off to me.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Undercover Mother said...

You may steal at any time. I just don't tag unless I am aware of the tagee's acceptance of such practice.

I got $450 and I thought I was a Bad Girl, but clearly, I'm still a goody-two-shoes.

6:41 AM  
Blogger Sassy said...

$235.60

No, No, apparently IIIII am the goody-two-shoes!

I'm going back to see if I missed something...

1:49 PM  
Blogger dirk.mancuso said...

Apparently I am quite the goody goody...my tally came to $260.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Glamourpuss said...

Er, $625.50...

And I thought I was a good girl.

Puss

10:50 PM  

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