I am the King of Lazy Fuckers

I stole this from OMFGWTF who, apparently, stole it from Laci because it sounded good and I am the King of Lazy Fuckers lately. So here goes, apparently you have yo follow these simple steps...

1. Set your MP3 player to shuffle
2. Press play
3. For every question, type the song that’s playing
4. When you get to a new question, press next.

Here goes:

Opening credits: DOA - Foo Fighters

Waking up: Crosses - Jose Gonzalez

Falling in love: What does your soul look like - DJ Shadow

Fight song: I go to your house - Audio Bullys

Breaking up: Modern Love - David Bowie

Making up: J.A.R (Jason Andrew Relva) - Green Day

Life’s okay: Giant Steps - John Coltrane

Mental breakdown: Technologic - Daft Punk

Driving: Speak Free - Incubus

Flashbacks: Evil - Interpol

Happy dance: Dont be light - Air

Regret: Right Right Now Now - Beastie Boys

Final Battle: Hey! (A little gratitude) - Bubba Sparxxx

Death scene: Going Under - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Final credits: Miss you less see you more - Faithless

I love the fact that I got lucky and some of the songs actually match the questions, how fuckin' random. The next song is Gimme Danger - Iggy and the Stooges... go figure.

Cool two posts in one day. Neither of them are thought out, just thrown up on the web. How very 'organic'.

Every time I use that word I smile. I once had a boss who used buzz words like that and I swear to god every time one was used in a weekly meeting I zoned out, went to my happy place where I dreamed of hitting him repeatedly in the head with a blunt object 'til he stopped twitching (there should be comma's and stuff in this sentence but for the life of me, I don't care). If there is a just and merciful god, may he deliver upon those pitiful wretches a plague of hemorrhoids the size of bowling balls. Fuckers. Ah, the vitriol returns.

Hmmm, who else do I owe a FOAD (fuck off and die) to? Civil servants in government offices who are meant to be there to help you not make your life harder. People in the UK who think they need to decorate the outside of their houses at Xmas. In the States its OK, you guys have been doing it for years. But these idiots over here. It makes me wanna ring their doorbell and invite myself in to see if the decorations on the inside match the shitty ones outside. Why do you have to inflict that crap on my eyes? What did I do to deserve that? My ex can FOAD, for making last Xmas suck so much that I just want this one to become history quickly. Anyone else? I'll think of some more.

Ahhh, I think a part of my dark little soul just breathed a sigh of relief.

Is normality returning?


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