Be Warned
Stolen from Dirk, again, and yes, the colours came with it.
Some of my answers are a bit saucy, they started out normal, but I must have the horn (I'm horny - US translation), so in case you are under 18 or easily offended you have been duly warned.
A is for... Arse, is there a better, more wonderful part of a woman's anatomy.
B is for... Baths, these should only be used when shared with someone else.
C is for... Cunnulingus, hours of fun.
D is for... DVDs, I like porn on VHS better.
E is for... Ears, and necks are the best places to nibble on.
F is for... Flirting. is there anything more fun.
G is for... Guinness, a good pint almost as good as sex, almost.
H is for... Horn, I think I've got it today.
I is for... Internet, I spend way too much time looking at naked women.
J is for... Juggs, nice but not as nice as bums (struggled with the letter J).
K is for...Kisses, should be long, lingering and always passionate.
L is for... Legs, nice but not as nice as bums
M is for... Mmmmmm, enough said.
N is for... Nude, lingerie is good but naked is soooo much better.
O is for... Orgasms, are like Xmas, tis better to give than to receive.
P is for... Porn, I have no shame in saying I LOVE PORN!!
Q is for... Quiet, my mate's girlfriend is a screamer.
R is for... Recovery time, this is my best trick, have never needed this not when I was 19 and not now.
S is for... Squirter, my last girlfriend was one of these.
T is for... Tied up (her not me), handcuffs, blindfold, need I say more.
U is for... Underwear, I love women in those bum hugging French-knickers.
V is for... Vibrators, how to make a man feel small, when you unveil the big one.
W is for... Wanking, think I talk too much about this one.
X is for... X-girlfriend, who I can't help but miss even though she treated me like shit.
Y is for... Your eyes, they're what get me about a woman every time.
Z is for... Zzzzzz - what you're doing now.
While I was messing about coming up with the answers to this meme I came across an awesome bit of trivia. You see I wasn't quite sure how to spell cunnulingus (was it cunnilingus or cunnulingus) so I checked, which led me to this. Finally some thing I like eating that is good for me.
Some of my answers are a bit saucy, they started out normal, but I must have the horn (I'm horny - US translation), so in case you are under 18 or easily offended you have been duly warned.
A is for... Arse, is there a better, more wonderful part of a woman's anatomy.
B is for... Baths, these should only be used when shared with someone else.
C is for... Cunnulingus, hours of fun.
D is for... DVDs, I like porn on VHS better.
E is for... Ears, and necks are the best places to nibble on.
F is for... Flirting. is there anything more fun.
G is for... Guinness, a good pint almost as good as sex, almost.
H is for... Horn, I think I've got it today.
I is for... Internet, I spend way too much time looking at naked women.
J is for... Juggs, nice but not as nice as bums (struggled with the letter J).
K is for...Kisses, should be long, lingering and always passionate.
L is for... Legs, nice but not as nice as bums
M is for... Mmmmmm, enough said.
N is for... Nude, lingerie is good but naked is soooo much better.
O is for... Orgasms, are like Xmas, tis better to give than to receive.
P is for... Porn, I have no shame in saying I LOVE PORN!!
Q is for... Quiet, my mate's girlfriend is a screamer.
R is for... Recovery time, this is my best trick, have never needed this not when I was 19 and not now.
S is for... Squirter, my last girlfriend was one of these.
T is for... Tied up (her not me), handcuffs, blindfold, need I say more.
U is for... Underwear, I love women in those bum hugging French-knickers.
V is for... Vibrators, how to make a man feel small, when you unveil the big one.
W is for... Wanking, think I talk too much about this one.
X is for... X-girlfriend, who I can't help but miss even though she treated me like shit.
Y is for... Your eyes, they're what get me about a woman every time.
Z is for... Zzzzzz - what you're doing now.
While I was messing about coming up with the answers to this meme I came across an awesome bit of trivia. You see I wasn't quite sure how to spell cunnulingus (was it cunnilingus or cunnulingus) so I checked, which led me to this. Finally some thing I like eating that is good for me.
posted by vincentblackshadow at Monday, November 20, 2006
5 Comments:
Vince, mate, you really need a shag...
Puss
PS. Interesting article - shame they couldn't spell cunnilingus (if in doubt - always check Chambers dictionary - the logophile's dictionary of choice)
A squirter?
Puss,
Tell me something I don't know
Mist,
Yup a squirter, what you never heard of one of those before?
Thanks for the article. My husband got a good laugh when I showed it to him and then told him I was worried about his health. hrm.
Indeed you are in need! AND... you heart bums. Which makes me think of Mike Meyers on SNL as Simon... "Stop looking at my bum! You Bum-looker! Cheeky monkey!" hehehe.
Oh, and you should just wank when your mate's gf is screaming... that way you can pretend she is screaming for you... unless she is a hag. That way you can have a little inside joke with yourself AND have a different kind of wank.
I'm with mist1 on "the squirter."
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